he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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