I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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