I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
