I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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