There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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