I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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