My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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