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Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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