I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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