how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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