Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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