guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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