he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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