i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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