fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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