god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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