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around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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