Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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