Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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