summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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