ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Pants are for mortals
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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