After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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