I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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