ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I currently don't understand fingers.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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