yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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