absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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