redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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