I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Who put my cat in the fridge?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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