Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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