i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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