I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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