basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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