She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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