the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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