it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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