Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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