Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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