Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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