Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
She's JV to your varsity
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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