Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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