How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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