I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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