Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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