Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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