D3 body, D1 cock
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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