carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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