I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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