So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just high enough for therapy.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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