I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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