you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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