In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i came on her dog
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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