she looked like the bat from fern gully.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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