Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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