Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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