So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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